The British public are xenophobic, greedy, and are acting like they are 3 years old, however "Brexit means Brexit".
Please can I unsubscribe from your monthly newsletter which is costing us £13b/year in exchange.
We accept we can no longer freely move between your realms, either for pleasure or work, which is fine because we are stuck up anyway.
We accept that we don't want to share our toys and lunch with you anymore because we are selfish.
We accept we no longer want your laws and consumer rights which are meant to protect 510m people, because we like burning money and being difficult.
We accept that we no longer want to share nor receive information on terrorists, paedophiles and human and drug traffickers with you which would have protected both of us from 13,000 criminals, because we're stupid.
We accept that we basically don't care what happens to any of the millions of you anymore, because we are the neighbours from hell.
No hard feelings,
Sincerely,
Emperor Palpatine and Thatcher's abandoned offspring
