Worst housemate experience

Once had a housemate who:

• Washed the washing machine before washing her clothes
• Found it unacceptable for you to remove her washed clothes from the machine and put them in a bag so that you could use it - even if it was hours before she would get home
• Put a tarp down in her bedroom
• Wrapped her kitchen cupboards in clingfilm on all sides
• Took all of my kitchen utensils and crockery that I had left out to wash and threw them away in the bin without saying anything to anyone (probably counts as damage to personal property)
• Had a Feng Shui mirror outside her door to reflect bad chi
• Often left her door open and had once of those dangling drapes you walk through for your kitchen, for her bedroom
• Spent hours on the phone shouting at her husband
• Had long showers at 1am but didn't dry herself down, leaving the rest of the house floor soaking wet
• Used the loo without flushing, leaving nice presents for all to see
• Used the hallways for storing her suitcases and boxes, even though the contract said not to do this (and everyone else was sensible enough to follow this)