18 October 2018

Developer truths

  • This proved to be non-trivial
  • I wouldn't trust what I just said
  • Does this need to be insanely complicated?
  • X people are like Y people. They have no interest in getting a system working
  • I think the mistake was looking at it
  • We just assume magic happens
  • It looks quite good if you don't read it
  • We're laying the groundwork for winning the most improved project award
  • It's not the complete answer
  • They want to hear about problems early, but if you tell them, they panic
  • I seem to be spending every day more and more confused
  • This has a long, varied and ugly history